To Our Office

Conveniently situated between a most reputable tax office and a slightly less-reputable massage parlor. You'll find our seal on a door below the unmarked corner tower.

North of the 210 Fwy: exit Citrus Ave, 1/2 mile north.
Gold Line east from LA to APU/Citrus College Station, 1 mile south.

Hours of Operation

The Ministry of Peculiarities is now conducting active investigations.

Open by appointment, 10.00am - 9.30pm.

Pricing

Private bookings and groups of 4+ only.

• Team of 4: $67pp
• Team of 5-6: $65pp
• Team of 7-8: $60pp
• Team of 9-10: $55pp
• Team of 11-12: $52.50pp

• Team of 4: $75pp
• Team of 5: $72pp
• Team of 6-7: $67pp
• Team of 8-9: $65pp
• Team of 10-12: $60pp